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Friday 27 February 2009

Cathythinks - new blog link



I found this blog, Cathythinks, now linked (see bottom of page), when googling for Forty days and forty nights, in the vain hope of tracking down George Smyttan's original text.

As a taster, so that you don't think it's only me who can moan and tear what's left of the hair out, here is the header to the blog: (the choice of highlight colour is of course completely accidental, honest, officer...)


Why, oh why, do the editors of hymns books think that it is a good idea to try to 'improve' on the poetry of the original hymn writers and poets? And why, oh why, do churches buy new hymn books that have ruined the old hymns and substituted garbage for fine words?


Catherine Osborne is Professor of Philosophy at the University of East Anglia. 

Her books include Rethinking Early Greek Philosophy (Duckworth 1987),  Eros Unveiled: Plato and the God of Love (OUP 1994), Presocratic Philosophy: A very short introduction (OUP 2004) and Dumb Beasts and Dead Philosophers (OUP 2007). 

Use the index bar of Professor Osborne's blog to read her wise and informed comments on many popular hymns.  I shall do so quite often from now on...

PS  She couldn't track down Smyttan's original words, either, which makes me feel a bit better.


Sunday 15 February 2009

George Herbert - another victim of the Orange Brick




There was a moment of quiet fury this morning when I was required to sing this from the Orange Brick (undignified even by an alt.,but then the editors had probably not heard of the author before, seeing as how he didn't play the guitar or have pimples but, more to the point, is well out of copyright, having been dead since 1633, so he's easy meat) -


Thou hast granted my appeal,
Thou hast heard me:
Thou didst note my ardent zeal;
Thou hast spared me

instead of this:

Thou hast granted my request,
Thou hast heard me:
Thou didst note my working breast;
Thou hast spared me


What upset the editors so much?  'Breast'?  Oh titter titter.  What next - St Patrick's Zealplate?

If it hadn't been for this, I wouldn't have been moved to refresh my memory of the poetry of George Herbert: not perhaps one of the greatest luminaries in the firmament of metaphysical poetry, but a pretty competent weaver of words and conceits, and a chum of John Donne and Sir Francis Bacon to boot, and still a poet on Eng. Lit. reading lists in the more respectable universities.

Here, more or less taken at random, is one of Herbert's poems:

A TRUE HYMN             

Joy, my Life, my Crown !
My heart was meaning all the day,
                        Somewhat it fain would say,
And still it runneth muttering up and down
With only this, My Joy, my Life, my Crown !

          Yet slight not those few words ;
    If truly said, they may take part
          Among the best in art :
The fineness which a hymn or psalm affords
Is, when the soul unto the lines accord.

          He who craves all the mind,
    And all the soul, and strength, and time,
          If the words only rhyme,
Justly complains that somewhat is behind
To make His verse, or write a hymn in kind.

          Whereas if the heart be moved,
    Although the verse be somewhat scant,
          God doth supply the want ;
As when the heart says, sighing to be approved,
"O, could I love !" and stops, God writeth, "Loved."

Herbert, already suffering from tuberculosis, took Holy Orders in 1630, and became priest of a parish in Wiltshire, where he wrote A Priest to the Temple (also known as The Country Parson), the full text of which can be found here: 

He died in 1633.  That could have been the end of this literary meandering, but for one thing. Just before he died, he is said to have given the manuscript of The Temple to Nicholas Ferrar, founder of a semi-monastic Anglican religious community at Little Gidding, in Huntingdonshire. Little Gidding is a name familiar to those of us who've read a book or two.

And there are further ramifications.  Ralph Vaughan Williams set the words of a hymn by George Herbert in his Five Mystical Songs - Come, My Way, my Truth, my Life.  A version of that setting ("adapted"!) also appears in the Orange Brick, wrecked by the elimination of the two bars of music that separates the verses.  Whether Lady Ursula gave her consent to this bit of vandalism I don't know, but what was once beautiful and true to its origins has become banal and rather ugly to anyone who knows the originals.

I really cannot put myself inside the minds of people who do this sort of thing.  They have an arrogance and a disdain for the past which is quite breathtaking.  Their missionary zeal threatens the record of, and the continuity of, a cultural tradition which they don't even begin to understand. And I find zealots a bit worrying.  They have a habit, once they've got power, of chopping the heads off people who don't agree with them.

I can only paraphrase Charles Wesley, who, when he saw that people were pinching his hymns and distributing them without his permission, said that they could do so provided they didn't change his words - for he could not be held accountable for another man's doggerel.


Saturday 14 February 2009

Daniel Finkelstein on multiculturalism

Resonating just a little with the Archbishop of York's piece in the Daily Mail yesterday is one by Times correspondent Daniel Finkelstein just over a year ago.  

What I want to know is:  what is that Brenda doing about all this?  She is, after all, fid. def. (and long may that remain in the singular, notwithstanding the views of the Potty Prince.)



Shalom (Norman Warren) - more Mayhew mistakes


I dread the early months of each new year, when all the church organists within driving distance of St Oswald's depart en masse for their annual recover-from-Christmas and get-ready-for-Lent jollies, for you can guarantee that while they're away some poor soul will snuff it and the grieving relatives will want the organ played at the funeral.  Muggins  once owned a piano, and can play three notes on the treble recorder (all different!), which naturally means that he can play the organ, doesn't it? At least as far as the Vicar and the PCC are concerned.

Now I think that anyone who has lost a relative has already suffered enough, and the last thing he (or she) needs at the funeral is me trying to play the organ, which I had to do three times in a fortnight this time last year.

So it certainly doesn't help when the book of Easy Pieces For Beginners On The Organ Who Get Lumbered With a Funeral is riddled with misprints, as is Rest Eternal, from Kevin Mayhew, publishers of the not-yet-fully-edited hymnal, the Orange Brick.

I thought, at the first funeral I had to play at last year, that it was me getting the wrong notes in Norman Warren's moody little piece called Shalom, but I took the book home and checked, and no, it wasn't me.  I was playing the notes on the page, and in the right order, but it sounded horrible.

Anyway, by the time I had to play for the second funeral, I'd more or less worked out what the notes should have been, and our church copy of Rest Eternal now has the four corrected bars tipped in.

But it should NOT have been necessary.  Rest Eternal will set your church back £17.00, and you shouldn't have to do the music editor's job yourself.

Hence this little rant from one of the Choirstalls columns in the mag early last year:

After writing this column I had occasion to use a volume of organ music from the Kevin Mayhew stable - and it, too, was riddled with howlers and misprints. So perhaps it is just incompetence after all.  But if you’re reading this, Kevin, and you suddenly find yourself needing a decent proof-reader, apply c/o the Vicarage.  I’m not cheap, but at least I can read music.

So, for the benefit of all the church organists who don't bother playing this little piece because it sounds horrible, the following post is a jpg of the original KM notation and my corrections.  With a bit of tweaking you'll be able to trim and size it in a graphics program to produce a print that you can tip in to your well-thumbed, tear-stained Rest Eternal.

And all completely free of charge.


Shalom (Norman Warren) - the music

Sentamu on religious intolerance



Heaven knows it's not often the Daily Mail gets an approving nod in this blog, but
the voice of Middle England was worth listening to yesterday.

Dr Sentamu's well-aimed rebukes (here) were introduced by a remarkably well-written news story (here).

But have a look at the feedback comments - pretty scary stuff, some of it.


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